We don't know the sex or gender of our coming hellion, what do you think?

7 votes
Batman
 
43% / 3 votes
lvl 10 Bard w/ +2 banjo of righteous twanging
 
29% / 2 votes
Wait, you're actually having a baby? Does Uly know this?
 
29% / 2 votes
Male
 
0% / 0 votes
Female
 
0% / 0 votes
These are social constructs you cis-scum
 
0% / 0 votes
Child is unholy nesting doll, opening inexplicably into an infinite number of smaller babies
 
0% / 0 votes
Just one baby standing on another baby's shoulders under trench coat
 
0% / 0 votes
Pregnancy turns out to be elaborate hoax to perpetuate bowling ball smuggling operation
 
0% / 0 votes
Not yet willing to rule out possibility of pervasive shared psychosis used to overcome crushing existential crisis
 
0% / 0 votes
Other (please provide tax ID number and supporting documents):
 
0% / 0 votes


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