lvl 10 Bard w/ +2 banjo of righteous twanging
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Wait, you're actually having a baby? Does Uly know this?
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These are social constructs you cis-scum
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Child is unholy nesting doll, opening inexplicably into an infinite number of smaller babies
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Just one baby standing on another baby's shoulders under trench coat
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Pregnancy turns out to be elaborate hoax to perpetuate bowling ball smuggling operation
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Not yet willing to rule out possibility of pervasive shared psychosis used to overcome crushing existential crisis
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