Bacon's Challenge: Name the worst answer to the question "... What's that smell?".
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"My gynecologist said it will go away when I start taking my antibiotics." note... Not from personal experience.
Shit. I forgot I was cat-sitting.
Remind me how small your dick is again?
Rotting flesh
Your upper lip/ I can smell it from Mammoth
Your mom's vagina
Did I forget to mention I have become a cannibal?
Your mother's ass in the morning.
Your life
Dick cheese (wheel)
A hobo's dick cheese (block)
Oh, that's just my penis....
My lunch
"The chef shared and it spilled out like a volcano... Would you like hot sauce with that sir?"
My UN-molding 3 month old McDonald's fries
Her pussy (pointing at her)
A corpse
*slowly and silently points at the fork you just took from your mouth....
"Oh yeah, I work for Umbrella Corp. now...."
(In the middle of a 15 day hike through the desert) "You DID remember to close our food bag so it doesn't rot, right?"
(In a gas plant, seconds before someone strikes a match) "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"