Most likely to jump on a flaming giraffe to fly to Bangladesh to assassinate Pierce Brosnan, fail, bring back a pet Rhino named Cheryl Cole, train her to compete in the Iceland Paralympics croquette team, only to realise that there is no such thing, so instead travels to Galafrey to target intergalactic audiences with a neon light show depicting the rise of Russian aristocrats and the subsequent verbal dual with Lady C, all for absolutely no reason.