We wanted to help bring a smile to your face today so we've put together a few jokes. Which is your favourite egg joke?

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Why can’t you tease egg whites? A: They can’t take a yolk
 
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What do you call an egg that goes on safari? A: An eggs-plorer!
 
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What did the eggs do when the light turned green? A: They egg-celerated!
 
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What do you call an egg with cowboy boots? A: A western omelette!
 
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A: A brick layer!
 
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