Why can’t you tease egg whites? A: They can’t take a yolk
What do you call an egg that goes on safari? A: An eggs-plorer!
What did the eggs do when the light turned green? A: They egg-celerated!
What do you call an egg with cowboy boots? A: A western omelette!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A: A brick layer!