No. I pee before I leave the house.
No. I use the private family bathroom that Target graciously offers to its customers.
No. I've always identified as this gender and probably always will.
Yes. I identify with, and dress/act like the other gender now.
Yes. I am a pervert and will stalk people in both bathrooms now.
Yes. I am going to embarrass myself and others to try to make a bigger deal out of this issue.