Gary Johnson the Can of Spam
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Montgomery Brewster (None Of The Above)
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Hillary Clinton the Turd Sandwich
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McLovin the 25 year old Hawaiian Organ Doner Who Looks Like A Future Pedophile
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Flipping A Coin To Decide As It's The Worst Election Ever
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Donald Trump the Giant Douche
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Jill Stein the Cyanide Pill
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Darrell Castle the Retard Truther
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A Family Member or Pet
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