What do you think your pet really thinks about you?
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DISGUSTING -"You're a disgusting hooman you don't at least lick yourself clean and now you want to pet me."
SLAVE -"That's right hooman worship me. Obey me. Feed me. I'm one step closer to taking over the world."
PET-LOVING -"I swear you're the best hooman I ever had and you'll always be."