Which is your favourite Outdoor Instructor joke?

1.Always remember mountains are not fun they’re hilly areas.

2.What does a mountain wear when it gets cold? An ice cap.

3.What do you call a cow on a mountain? High Steaks

4.Why did the camp warden quit his job? Because it was always in tents.

5.I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day but I couldn’t find any.

6.I slept like a log last night. I woke up on the campfire.

7.How many boulderers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and nine to cheer them on.

8.A rope walks in to a bar and the bar tender says sorry we don’t serve ropes. The rope leaves ties himself up a bit and changes his hairstyle. When he returns the bar tender says aren’t you the same rope? He says no I’m a frayed knot.

9.How can you tell Santa is a climbing bum? He's got a beard, always wears the same clothes, and only works one day a year.

10.What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a climbing guide? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4.

11."Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a rock climber!" Sigh "Well, son, you can't do both..."

12.Whats the difference between a Climber and a Mutual Fund? A Mutual Fund eventually matures and makes money.