For my birthday this year I am asking for donations to global public health. Get a flu shot. You have one week to make this the best birthday ever *and* help out humanity (!!!!).
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I got jabbed today!
I am responsible/wonderful and already got jabbed! (Or I legitimately can't get a flu shot. Which is VERY RARE.)
I also had my offspring vaccinated!
No, I don't care about your birthday or humanity.