Donald Trump (R, incumbent)
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Bill Weld (R, challenger to Trump)
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Joe Walsh (R, challenger to Trump)
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Bernie Sanders (sorta independent, sorta socialist, sorta democrat)
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Elizabeth Warren (D, your very enthusiastic high school teacher who just wants you to co tribute positively to society but you still need to fix one thing)
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Michael Bloomberg first R, thenI, then D, then whatever keeps me in the spotlight, then whatever government position money can buy because I’m a greedy authoritarian) I can do things!
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Joe Biden (D, Obama) I was in the Senate for 40 years but I really don’t have anything positive to show for it. “Do you guys remember that articulate Afro-American that was President before knock-off Chucky doll?”
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Tulsi Gabbard: Maybe I’m not that well-known. Maybe I have an ancestry that is a little different than yours. Maybe I don’t believe in unnecessary & illegal wars. You don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve all of ‘this.’
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Whoever the Libertarians nominate.
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Whoever the Greens nominate.
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