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A blonde called me to get my phone number. She missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says 'Can u please call over, I have a puzzle and I dont know how to assesmble it.' The boyfriend asks 'What's it meant to be when it's finished' 'A rooster' she replied. She shows him the puzzle. He studied the pieces, lo
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A blonde chick with a nice pussy!
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A blonde decides she wants to end it all, so she sets her facebook status to "about to hang myself, goodbye world". Her boyfriend sees this and rushes to her house right away. He charges into her room and sees her with a rope tied around her waist. "Um..
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A Blonde Gets A Blackberry..She Adds All Her Friends.. One Day She Was Haveing A Convo With Her Friend On Bbm The Blonde Asks What Phone She Has..Like If You Gett It;)
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A blonde gets tired of being made fun of all the time because of her hair. One day it makes her so mad she dyed it red. On her way home she passes a farm and sees some sheep and asked the farmer, "If I guess the right number of sheep you have can I have o
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A blonde goes into a shop. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same t
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A blonde goes on a train to a rodeo. If you can stay on the bull for 1 minute you win the bull. The blonde rides it for a minute and wins the bull. But she has no way of getting it home. The man at the rodeo says she can use the telogram to get someon
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A blonde goes to the hospital to know whether she is pregnant or not. The doctor does a scan and tells her she is going to have twins. The blonde bursts out in tears and the doctor asks why? He asks , do you not want twins? The blonde says, no, its ju
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A blonde goes to the hospital to know whether she is pregnant or not. The doctor does a scan and tells her she is going to have twins. The blonde bursts out in tears and the doctor asks why? He asks , do you not want twins? The blonde says, no, its jus
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A blonde goes to the hospital to know whether she is pregnant or not. The doctor does a scan and tells her she is going to have twins. The blonde bursts out in tears and the doctor asks why? He asks , do you not want twins? The blonde says, no, its just,
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right bre*st hanging ...(See More)
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right bre*st hanging ...(See More)
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right bre*st hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your bre*st is hanging o
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right bre*st hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your bre*st is hanging o
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A blonde is watching the news and hears that 2 Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident. She cries and says, "Oh my gosh, how many is a brazilian?"
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks th
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks th
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through he
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A blonde lost the breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!