Page Directory: I was having dinner with my boss and his wife and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like?". I said "Ooh, I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don?t have to be polite" "Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you stupid b1t - I was I dumbass when I used to say "I can't WAIT to grow up!"

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