Page Directory: *BOY SWEARS AT MOTHER* (11:55pm) "Right! NO MORE X-Box till tommorow ! " "Ok" *6 minutes later(00:01am)..........* Boy goes on X-Box "What did I tell you! NO X-Box 'till tommorow!" "I know it is 'tommorow'" Like if you get it - *boy whispers to his mom during a wedding* boy: "Mommy?" mom: "What?" boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?" mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life." boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"