Page Directory: "Dude, i think you have a drinking problem" "I agree..Im out of damn beer!" - "Dude, she called you fat." "OH HELL NO! HOLD MY TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER, MY LARGE FRIES, MY JUMBO BUCKET OF CHICKEN, MY LARGE COKE, MY LARGE CARAMEL SUNDAE, MY LARGE CHOCOLATE SHAKE...MY...my...ah screw it, I'm too tired now."

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"Dude, i think you have a drinking problem" "I agree..Im out of damn beer!"
"Dude, I wasn't that drunk" "You pressed 'b' when Magikarp was evolving"
"Dude, it's an Oompa Loompa!" "No man, that's a chick."
"Dude, listen to this!" "YOU'VE TOLD ME THIS SAME STORY 10 TIMES!!!"
"Dude, omg guess whattt?" "What?" "Sh*t..I forgot"
"Dude, she called you a 16 year old slag, "OH HELL NO, hold my 7 babies"
"Dude, she called you a chav..." "OH HELL NO - hold my ciggarette, hoop earings, pink trackie bottoms and my tesco value trainers"
"Dude, she called you a crappy boyfriend!" --- "Oh, HELL NO. HERE, HOLD MY BLACK OPS DISK. But make sure you don't scratch it, because I will absolutly kill myself if it's- You know, never mind. I don't trust you."
"Dude, she called you a dick head!". "So?". "Well, aren't you going to tell me to hold something?". "No." "Why?". "Too busy.." . "Doing what??" "Telling my friend that.. Dude, he just called you a ..."
"Dude, she called you a fagg", "OH HELL NO, HOLD MY SCOOTER!"
"Dude, she called you a gypsy" "Aw jaysus, hold me caravan"
"Dude, she called you a hobo!" ... "OH, HELL NO. Hold my..................... well this is awkward."
"Dude, she called you an IDIOT" ... "OH, HELL NO. HOLD MY BRAIN!"
"Dude, she called you Australian..." "Crikey Hold My koala bear
"Dude, she called you Australian..." "OH HELL NO, HOLD MY KANGAROO."
"Dude, she called you awkward." ... "OH HELL NO, hold my rat!!!"
"Dude, she called you awkward." ... "OH HELL NO, hold my turtle!"
"Dude, she called you awkward." ... "OH HELL NO, hold my turtle!"...
"Dude, she called you blonde!" "OH HELL NO - what do I do now?"
"Dude, she called you fat." "OH HELL NO! HOLD MY TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER, MY LARGE FRIES, MY JUMBO BUCKET OF CHICKEN, MY LARGE COKE, MY LARGE CARAMEL SUNDAE, MY LARGE CHOCOLATE SHAKE...MY...my...ah screw it, I'm too tired now."