Page Directory: Teacher:If there are any idiots in the room please stand up. Student:(rises) Teacher:Why do you consider yourself an idiot? Student: I don't I just didn't want you standing all alone. - teacher:OK kids take out a pen and copy the notes down. Student:*takes out a pen and draws on himself Teacher:why aren't you writing this down on a piece of paper?Student:oh you wanted me to take out paper too??