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DAD: joins facebook. BOY: (posts on his wall) "WTF" DAD: what does that mean? BOY: welcome to facebook! like this if you get it. <33
Dad: Just killed a GIANT SPIDER near your room. Daughter: Thanks dad. Y..(See More)
Dad: Just killed a GIANT SPIDER near your room. Daughter: Thanks dad. You know me, I would have freaked out! Dad: Oh yeah, I left its body on the floor so the other bugs know not to mess with me.
Dad: Son your so stupid Son: i got it because of your genes Son 2: I got my jeans from GAP Dad and son:...
Dad: Son, did you change your relationship status to "It's Complicated"...(See More)
Dad: Son, I think we should talk about sex now. Son: Ok, what do u wanna to know?
Dad: Son, im takin u 2 the beach. Son: OK. Narrator: Son sees a couple making out. Son: Dad, what are those people doin? Dad: There are baking a cake! Narrator: The next day, the boy goes to his dad. Son: Dad, I know what you and mum were doing last
dad: son, tell me the truth, do you smoke ? son: no dad i dont smoke i promise dad: then here, take some weed :)
Dad: That new Miley Cyrus song is awesome! Kid: Dad, that's Justin Bieber :P
DAD: What can you do for my daughter? BF: I`d die for her! DAD: I don`t like you. BF: Why? DAD: I`m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
Dad: When I beat you at games and stuff
Dad: Where's your sister? Boy: I sold her to pedophiles so i can buy black ops. Dad: BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE BLACK OPS! Boy: *grins sheepishly* Now i have two.
dad: why ou crying? girl: my boyfriend dumped me! dad: (grabs shot gun) i'll be back.. while later: dad comes back girl: what the hell! why did you go kill him! dad: i didn't girl where did you go? dad: to get you icecream :D girl: why the hell di
dad: why you crying? girl: my boyfriend dumped me! dad:(graps shot gun) I'll be back..whi...
dad: why you crying? girl: my boyfriend dumped me! dad:(graps shot gun) I'll be back..whi...
dad:"back in my day" you: "back in your day you bought candy for 5 cents!"
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DAD:Son I think we should talk about sex SON:What would you like to know dad ? DAD:....
Dad:Son Your package is Here Son:Oh Thank God i was waiting for ever "Opens box" Da...
Dad:Son Your package is Here Son:Oh Thank God i was waiting for ever "Opens box" Dad:What is it All i see is Bubble rap Son: EXACTLY :)