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  • If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...
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  • If i was getting haunted by a ghost, the last thing I would do is yell at it.
  • If I was granted one wish, I would Cure Cancer !!
  • If I was having a kid at 16 I'd get my ass whooped, not a TV show!
  • If I was having a kid at 16 I'd get my ass whooped, not a TV show.
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