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Teacher: turn to page 203. student 5 seconds later: WHAT PAGE!?!
Teacher: Were learning the ABC today.
Teacher: Whales' throats are so small that they can only swallow krill Student: um no, the bible says a whale swallowed Jonah Teacher: *pissed off* That's impossible. Student: Well fine, I'll ask Jonah when I go to Heaven Teacher: What if Jonah wen
Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: GET OUT
Teacher: What did u learn in the lab today?? Student: NEVER LICK THE SPOON
Teacher: What did u say!? You: If you were listening you would of heard.
Teacher: What is New Jersey's main export? Student: Ummm Snookis?
teacher: where is your homework? boy: i ripped it up and spread it across the playground teacher: why? boy: to keep away the elephants teacher: what elephants? boy: see its worked! teacher: ...
teacher: where is your homework? boy: i ripped it up and spread it across the playground teacher: why? boy: to keep away the elephants teacher: what elephants? boy: see its worked! teacher: ...
TEACHER: where's your book? STUDENT: at home. TEACHER: and what's it doing there? S...
teacher: where's your homework? boy:written in the stars. teacher: where's that? boy:a million miles away teacher:what's it about then? boy:a message to the main. teacher: what is that? boy: seasons come and go. teacher:that made no sense. boy:an
Teacher: Where's You're Homework? Student: Written in the Stars. Teacher:And Where's That? Student:A Million Miles Away. Teacher:And What Was It About Then? Student: A Message To The Main Teacher: So What Did This Message State Student:Season
Teacher: Wheres your homework? Student: See What Had Happen Was.. Teacher: I dont wanna here i...
teacher: wheres your homework? student: written in the stars, a million miles away <3
Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: Written in the stars. Teacher: Where is that? Student: A million miles away Teacher: And what is it about? ......Student: A message to the main Ohh! Teacher: You are not making any sense. Student: Sea
TEACHER: Whoever did this will be sent home IMMEDIATLY. Age 7. Oh no.... nobody owned up.... we wanted to play tag at recess Age 10. OMG WHO DID THAT?! Age 13+ ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME PICK ME SEND ME HHOOMMEE I DID IT IT WAS ME ME ME ME ME
Teacher: WHOEVER DID THIS WILL BE SENT HOME RIGHT AWAY! Age 7: Oh no...nobody own up...we wanted to play tag at break. Age 10: Woah....who the heck did that!! Age 16+ ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! SEND MEEEEEE HOMEEEE!
teacher: why are you late ?? student: sorry i was comeing from the other side of the building. teacher:you had me last lesson?? student: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TEACH YOU USELESS BITCH!!!
Teacher: Why are you late? Girl 1: I was blowing bubbles Teacher: ... *girl 2 comes late* teacher: why are you late? Girl 2: I was blowing bubbles to *new guy comes* Teacher: let me guess you where blowing bubbles to? Ne
Teacher: Why are you late? Girl 1: I was blowing bubbles Teacher: ... *girl 2 comes late* teacher: why are you late? Girl 2: I was blowing bubbles to *new guy comes* Teacher: let me guess you where blowing bubbles to? New guy: N