How will you be spending the holiday season?

Question

Stealing

Poll Results

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Answer 1

Breaking the spirits of children by informing them that there "is no Santa"

Answer 2

Double-parking at every shopping center that you visit

Answer 3

Threatening the elderly

Answer 4

Re-gifting the sucky presents you got last year

Answer 5

Correcting douche-bags that say "happy holidays" by telling them "call it CHRISTMAS, asswipe..."

Answer 6

Drinking, alone

Answer 7

Drinking, with friends

Answer 8

Arguing with the Christmas tree

Answer 9

Laying in wait for Santa, solely for the purpose of jacking the fat man for that bag full of loot

Keali'i Stewart