To mimic Michael Jackson's posthumous rise in sales, Flip Flap Man isn't going to wait 40 years until he offs himself. What's your preferred way of dying?

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Answer 1

- Being crushed under a truck containing fireworks, so you can go out with a bang.

Answer 2

- Rope jumping without a rope.

Answer 3

- Snowballing, i.e. sniffing coke until the balls is so big that it clogs your nose.

Answer 4

- Blue balls of death.

Answer 5

- Getting fired (literally).

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