Which of these quotes from our Thanksgiving weekend do you think is the best? (Remember, most of these are out of context and refer to cooking, which is why they're funny!)

Question

Poll Results

Use Poll in Facebook Messenger:

Answer 1

"It's just butt butter!"

Answer 2

"I feel like these are a little big for my second hole, what do you think?"

Answer 3

"Hey, will you toss my salad?"

Answer 4

"Do you want to put THIS up THERE?"

Answer 5

"I'm just going to wipe my hand with my butt"

Answer 6

"Mine kept pulling out moist."

Answer 7

"Do you think I could stick this in for just a second?"

Answer 8

"The way you are pushing hurts!"

Answer 9

"What's in your stuff?"

Answer 10

"I think yours is bigger than mine."

Answer 11

"I feel like a caged monkey in a zoo."

Answer 12

"Does it jiggle when you shake it?"

Answer 13

"Don't mind me, I'll just reach between your legs."

Answer 14

"Did you stick your finger in my pie?"

Answer 15

"It's like the outhouse you can see."

Answer 16

"On my hand, but not my mouth..."

Answer 17

"I don't like dangly things."

Answer 18

"I agree, it's hard to find the nipple thing."

Please like this