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Promote this poll: Joey Lyons: You have just become President. Upon entering office, you are tasked with hiring your personal bodyguard, as well as finding someone to occasionally 'save the world.' You have narrowed it down to the applicants listed below. All five are put in a room, awaiting to be interviewed. The lights go out. Who comes out alive and becomes your Number 1? (Feel free to comment as to why.)