BlogAdda's 2010 Collection of Perky Tweets - Part 3! Vote now!

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Answer 1

@rameshsrivats: Thank God"Aamir Khan didn't opt for a hockey match in Lagaan. We'd have still been paying tax to the British.

Answer 2

@arabjabam: Twitter is over capacity........Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar has arrived.

Answer 3

@OldmonkMGM: Aman ki Asha at full flow. You get knocked out"we get knocked out. Bhai-bhai!

Answer 4

@madmanweb: A week ago"the census guy dropped in and asked me a few hundred questions short of "favourite sexual position".

Answer 5

@nikhilnarayanan: Bahuvachan:Pluralist theories propagated by a woman at her in-laws'place

Answer 6

@_eMeNeF _: Rahul Mahajan's status on FB :Give me some SUNSHINE"Give ME some RAIN"Give me another WIFE so that i can beat her ONCE AGain!

Answer 7

@twilightfairy: twitter ad for doordarshan - ek ke saath 4 free free Free FREE! (arms outstretched) *during the twitter outage

Answer 8

@shamz911: Ladies"(almost) all your life #BRA is been supporting you"now its time to show some gratitude.

Answer 9

@viveksingh: Today is Nag Panchami... Mayawati and Kalmadi must be getting thousands of liters of milk from their fans.

Answer 10

@sunainak: Condoms at commonwealth games haan? Now we know why Indians are sweeping away all the Golds

Answer 11

@madversity: Sacking Raja is like targeting Karna when Duryodhana sits out there"wearing dark shades in Chennai....

Answer 12

@priyaramani: Why do the women in uday chopra films always wear industrial strength push-up bras?

Answer 13

@CaappuccinO: Man teasingly 2 hs wife:Darlin"Sud I watch porn or Cricket? Wife:4 Gods sake"Watch PORN! u knw hw 2 ply Cricket @nattysingh

Answer 14

@aficionado10: Definition of WOMAN:Some1 who talks 4 hours while standing at d door"bt will not sit because she is getting late. @bitchwanti

Answer 15

@rjshrikant: My auto narrowly missed running over a woman - she must've thot the 33% quota applies to roads as well..

Answer 16

@jecypatel: Finally at the age of 24 "I got the woman who said that five words tht I wanted to hear " my dad owns liquor shop".

Answer 17

@ouchmytoe: Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month.

Answer 18

@darshanp82: #MumbaiTrains:where you develop an uncanny ability to steal a glance of the current Mid-day Mate from a passenger's newspaper

Answer 19

@whistlepodu: Boy's dad joined facebook. Boy's status'WTF'. Boy's dad asks"What's WTF? 'Kid replies'Welcome To Facebook'...

Answer 20

@sidin: True story from Ahmedabad: At Mocha with friends. Parthiv Patel at table nearby. Someone throws him a muffin. He drops it.

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