Top 10 Signs You're An Internet Addict

Question

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Answer 1

When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address

Answer 2

You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

Answer 3

Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail

Answer 4

You're amazed to find out spam is a food

Answer 5

You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you

Answer 6

When you go on an organized tour you check if the transportation is ethernet, fiber-optics or token ring

Answer 7

You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications"

Answer 8

At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server"

Answer 9

You think that :-) is your mirror image And the number one sign you are an Internet addict:

Answer 10

Your name is "anonymous"

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