Why do you facebook?

Question

Poll Results

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Answer 1

I'm in it for the Pokes.

Answer 2

Helps me to pretend I have friends, when in reality I do not.

Answer 3

Helps me to pretend I have more friends, when in reality I do not.

Answer 4

It justifies that thing I did yesterday by showing people I'm involved.

Answer 5

Provides me a meaningful way to waste time when I should be working.

Answer 6

For the "articles".

Answer 7

Connects me with past friends, even though they hated me back then.

Answer 8

Makes my nearly meaningless life more meaningful.

Answer 9

Makes my nearly meaningless life more meaningful. (Especially FarmVille.)

Answer 10

Keeps my fingers on the pulse of my generation because hey, you know.

Answer 11

How else am I supposed to show my friends I'm super jacked AND tan.

Answer 12

I'm drunk most of the time and I thought it was video poker.

Answer 13

My friends quit listening to me in person.

Answer 14

Allows me to track the daily activities of people I don't really care about.

Answer 15

One word: alibi

Answer 16

Makes me feel like: dancing, Dancing, DANCING (I'm a dancing machine!)

Answer 17

I finally got that intarnet.

Answer 18

My friends post the best vids of fat kids falling; YouTube is so passe.

Answer 19

It turns out that email has become about as annoying as licking a stamp.

Answer 20

I have no idea... my friend said he needed some help with a "job"?

Answer 21

Stalking purposes.

Answer 22

Mainly for posting 3 year old photos because I let myself go.

Answer 23

For the HIJINKS! (And because my grand kids bought me a computer.)

Answer 24

My Friendster account was disabled because I used too much bandwidth.

Answer 25

I'm obliged by virtue of the stock my asshole investor bought in it.

Michael Case