Looks like they saved the best for last. Immortality, that’s off the A-list.

A fella can’t have a quick shuffle in his own coffin...? It’s not like I was expecting visitors.

I don’t know what is going on with my guts. It’s all hot cross buns and Easter Eggs when Jesus gets resurrected...

The siren call of the blow-job renders all men powerless... That’s how girls trick you into marrying them.

Aw, hey man, Cornettos!