What is the best caption for my new profile photo?

Question

"WAX OFF"

Poll Results

Use Poll in Facebook Messenger:

Answer 1

"Look dad. Ten fingers..."

Answer 2

"Wait, she's married? She never told me she was married!"

Answer 3

Big trouble in Little Japan?

Answer 4

"Yes, I am American. Why do you ask?"

Answer 5

"Big fish little fish cardboard box"

Answer 6

"The "Where's Waldo" jokes aren't funny anymore...Now I'm going to kick your ass Tiger style!!!!"

Answer 7

"Portuguese PPPPPPPPower!"

Answer 8

"I will protect this house!"

Answer 9

Kung Fu Panda Phil un-animated, set to bomb at the box office

Answer 10

"How'd you find me tax man?"

Answer 11

I'll take you down, Cantonese style!

Answer 12

Shock and awe, my friends, shock and awe!

Answer 13

Everybody is kung-fu fighting...danananadantdantnan

Answer 14

Chuck Norris fears the great "One Hung-low"

Answer 15

Sum ting wong!

Answer 16

"This is the steeple...open the door and see all the people"

Answer 17

"You can see in my eyes, I have mastered the element of surprise."

Answer 18

It's the red power ranger!

Answer 19

"Sweep the leg, Johnny!"

Answer 20

"One Night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble."

Phil Rodrigues