Pick Your Top Funny Phrase to go on our "10 Ways to know you're a Reefer" T-Shirt

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Pick Your Top Funny Phrase to go on our "10 Ways to know you're a Reefer" T-Shirt

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Answer 1

you have so many tanks in your bedroom you run of room for your bed.

Answer 2

you forget to pick up your kids at school because you're doing a water change..

Answer 3

you're out on date night and you can't wait to get home and see your fish.

Answer 4

you setup a webcam on your tanks to monitor them from work.

Answer 5

you're constantly looking at your iphone controller app.

Answer 6

your fish eat better than your family does.

Answer 7

old friends wont talk to you because your only topic of conversation is fish.

Answer 8

you cancel plans to test your tank.

Answer 9

you can't remember your anniversary but you can remember the last time you fragged your favorite chalice.

Answer 10

you name your kid Monti.

Answer 11

your equipment is worth more than you appliances...

Answer 12

your only form of table salt is reef salt.

Answer 13

your man cave has become an aqua man cave

Answer 14

You replace a blown bathroom light with an old actinic power compact you had laying around.

Answer 15

You actually have an old actinic power compact laying around.

Answer 16

When you explain Ca, Mg, KH, and PH to a non-reefer, you make it sound harder than it really is.

Answer 17

You feel like a world renowned scientist when you explain Ca, Mg, KH, and PH to a non-reefer.

Answer 18

You get the jokes on this shirt.

Answer 19

you have more fish food in your freezer than human food.

Answer 20

When a pen light takes on new meaning

Answer 21

You teach your family that during an earthquake you don't get under a table, you brace the tank!

Answer 22

you have more pictures of your reef than you do your kids

Answer 23

Your 3 year old daughter can name 90% of the corals in your system.

Answer 24

You are perfectly happy to never EVER take a vacation again.

Answer 25

You have pawned jewelry to buy new reef equipment

Answer 26

You know the word Acanthastrea and can use it in a sentence.

Answer 27

You are the most annoying guy at the local aquarium

Answer 28

Your wife is jealous of the time you spend with your tank

Answer 29

You have considered tattooing reef related images on your body

Answer 30

Have stayed up all night during a power outage with a straw and plastic spoon in your hand.

Answer 31

Your girlfriend takes you to a public aquarium for your birthday.

Answer 32

Your idea of a designer wardrobe consists of about 50 free tshirts that came free with buckets of salt.

Answer 33

When your lawn furniture is made out of salt buckets.

Answer 34

When your tank gets RODi but you drink from the tap

Answer 35

When You Bring Your Date Over To Your Place To Meet The Love Of Your Life

Answer 36

You pass the time by picking superglue off your fingers.

Answer 37

You wear this shirt

Answer 38

When your bad dreams consist of your tank having a leak.

Answer 39

Name Your Kids After Things In The Fish Tank

Answer 40

You spend more time cleaning your tank then you do your home.

Answer 41

you get a 2nd job just to have more money for your tank.

Answer 42

You start your own Facebook page to show off your tank

Answer 43

When you're moving and you considerations are not the schools, neighborhood or commute; but where you can place your tanks.

Answer 44

You snub your nose at artwork with fish and corals that can't be seen together in the wild

Answer 45

You point out discrepancies in the Animal Planet Marine Life Documentary

Answer 46

You know your a reefer if you've seriously considered transforming your pool into a huge reef aquarium.

Answer 47

You know the difference between good crabs and bad crabs

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