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Answer 1

Penguins Strike Chocolate Distributors

Answer 2

Dysfunctional Voltron Force Sits Down for Therapy With Penguin

Answer 3

1980's Video Game Cited as Cause of Mental Illness

Answer 4

Department of Penguin "Justice" Probing Alleged Leakage

Answer 5

Deranged Penguin Leads Police on Low Speed Chase

Answer 6

Lucky the Leprechaun Busted for Theft of Lucky Charms

Answer 7

Penguin Abducts Jehovah's Witnesses

Answer 8

Penguins Declare Penguin Day!

Answer 9

Walmart Total Freakshow

Answer 10

Officials Admit Nixon Coming back as Zombie… SOON!

Answer 11

Weird Dude Still Working at Dairy Queen

Answer 12

Punxsutawney Phil Eaten by Penguin

Answer 13

Klingon Job Candidate Discussed

Answer 14

Penguins Running Local Radio Shack for Some Reason

Answer 15

Penguin Car to be Introduced by Ford Motors

Answer 16

Alice Cooper Still Hanging Around Staples

Answer 17

Squirrels - Happier Than You

Answer 18

Rat Bastard Teenagers Steal Grass

Answer 19

Abercrombie Employee's Cries Silenced by In-Store Music

Bastard Penguins