What's your favourite Xmas Cracker gag?

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Answer 1

1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky.

Answer 2

2. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer.

Answer 3

3. Mary and Joseph – now they had a stable relationship.

Answer 4

4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show.

Answer 5

5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker.

Answer 6

6. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care.

Answer 7

7. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger.

Answer 8

8. Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars? Because their days are numbered.

Answer 9

9. How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? You've got three extra hoes.

Answer 10

10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison? Because it was a repeat offender.

Damian Robinson