What was your favorite Christmas post?

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What was your favorite Christmas post?

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Answer 1

Is it rape if you do it under some mistletoe? Jw.

Answer 2

If Santa isn't a pedophile he is wasting a massive opportunity…

Answer 3

I can't wait to give my asshole dad the air hockey table I got him for Christmas. It will go great with last years air guitar.

Answer 4

Your Christmas cookies

Answer 5

Christmas is a lot like anal sex. It's better to give than to receive.

Answer 6

Now remember to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". We wouldn't want to offend the 1% of people that actually give a fuck.

Answer 7

All I want for Christmas is a mistletoe belt buckle. get it? get it?

Answer 8

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A hooker with HIV.

Answer 9

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day you were still quite shaken over this gory and incomprehensible gesture.

Answer 10

Got fired at my job as Santa.

Answer 11

Me: "what do you want for Christmas?"

Answer 12

Kid: "I want a little brother"

Answer 13

Me: "send me your mom then”

Answer 14

twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse

Answer 15

Holidays like Christmas and Halloween are artificial holidays. So from now on I only celebrate naturally occurring holidays. who’s excited for weasel mating season???

Answer 16

He sees you when you're sleeping

Answer 17

He knows when you're awake

Answer 18

You'd better sleep with one eye open

Answer 19

Cuz Santa's a fan of rape

Answer 20

I gave my blind friend a cheese-grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

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