Gov. Quinn started the name-calling early today, calling Bruce Rauner "Mr. Burns." So what Simpsons character is Pat Quinn?

Mayor Quimby - Corrupt, inept.

Capitol City Goofball – Entertaining, often appears confused.

Milhouse Van Houten – Second fiddle to Madigan’s Bart.

Disco Stu – Carter-style policies, Carter-era jobs numbers.

Gil – World’s worst salesman.

Poochie – Overstayed his welcome.

Dr. Nick – All-around incompetent. Usable only when desperate.