Name the last thing you should give your significant other after missing Valentine's Day.

Question

AIDS

A Dildo

STD

Flowers

WHat's YOUR answer?

Poll Results

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Answer 1

A Photo Album of the girl you really spent Valentine's Day with

Answer 2

A Black Eye

Answer 3

A Used Condom

Answer 4

A Positive Pregnancy Test

Answer 5

A thought Gift Basket including: Lube, Condoms, Crotchless Panties and the ever popular Booty Talk #82 Porno. Addressed to her Best Friend.

Answer 6

A "Sorry We Missed You" Card

Answer 7

A confessional about whom you cheated on them with

Answer 8

Your Credit Card

Answer 9

Divorce Papers

Answer 10

A Personalized Chocolate Anus

Answer 11

A "Get Well Soon" Card (whoa, that's surprisingly dark)

Answer 12

Left-overs from Valentine's dinner

Answer 13

A List the numbers the reasons why you were too busy to remember

Answer 14

Your Dick in a Box

Answer 15

A $5 Gift Card to Hot Topic

Answer 16

Herpes (both simplexes)

Answer 17

Anal (she already got fucked by missing Valentine's Day, that would add injury to insult!)

Answer 18

Edible Underwear

Answer 19

A Break-Up Letter

Answer 20

Some Good D

Answer 21

A Blow Job

Answer 22

Heart Shaped Candy

Brandon Galindo