Pop quiz: I'm getting my hair cut and colored tomorrow. At what age do we think dyeing it pink looks a little midlife-crisis-y?

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Answer 1

A. Who are you, late-'90s Gwen Stefani? That shit is passé. (And quite possibly also bananas.)

Answer 2

B. Your age (41). It becomes sad at your age.

Answer 3

C. Wow, your mother really fucked you up about age as a limitation, didn't she?

Answer 4

D. I mean...it's your call, but good luck getting that job you applied for.

Answer 5

E. Age doesn't mean anything, do whatever you want.*

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