People with partners let me ask you... My parents have this deal where if my dad leaves the toilet seat up or leaves pee in the toilet, my mom gets what’s called a “monkey.” When this happens, my dad “has a monkey on his back” which means he owes my mom a gift. One monkey might be a pair of shoes or a nice top while several monkeys might add up to a handbag. After 20 years of marriage it’s become a sort of game. So the other day my dad left spit snot in my mom’s sink of their pair of sinks. My mom told him, “that’s a monkey! Snot is grosser than pee. Snot monkey. It’s a thing.” My dad disagrees.