We go to a local sandwich joint and I discover that my sandwich has a tomato in it. Will you eat my tomato for me or should I just throw it out? I'd hate to waste it, but I just don't particularly care for tomatoes.

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Answer 1

Sure, Sydney. I'd love to eat your tomato.

Answer 2

I'd kill a man for some mateytomatey

Answer 3

Nah, I don't like mayonnaise and it's covered in it.

Answer 4

No, I don't care for tomatoes either.

Answer 5

I hate tomatoes.

Answer 6

I will eat it, but I will also expect more of your scraps in the future- even when unreasonable.

Answer 7

I don't want your garbage you skank

Answer 8

Fine. I'm not going to appreciate it though.

Answer 9

I can tell from looking at it that it's not a very good tomato, but I'll eat it out of obligation for our relationship.

Answer 10

Of course *you* don't like tomatoes. Pissant.

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