What are your favorite "#DadJokes" from this list?

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Answer 1

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

Answer 2

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Answer 3

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Answer 4

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

Answer 5

Wanna hear a joke about construction? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Answer 6

What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”

Answer 7

What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers

Answer 8

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

Answer 9

What happened to the survivors after a red boat and a blue boat collided? They were marooned.

Answer 10

Bicycles can’t stand on their own, they’re two tired.

Answer 11

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!

Answer 12

What kind of magic do cows believe in? MooDoo.

Answer 13

I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’

Terry S Chapman