Hmmmmmmmm. One of my dearest friends in the world has just set up a Facebook page. For her hampster. On a scale of 1 to 9, where 9 is 'Ooooh, Ooooh, I want to be friends with a hampster!' and 1 is 'Simon, you are fucking wierd anyway so suck it up!'. ..
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Simon, you are fucking wierd anyway so suck it up!
on a scale of 1 to 9, get some new friends!
I was friends with a hamster in my previous life and I turned out OK
Do you have any other rodents, 'cos I had a bad experience with a hampster when I was at school
Will your hamster friend my cat/bird/iguana/granny?
What's her name? I'll friend her as long as she doesn't poop on my page
Will she do the Hamster dance for me?
That's illegal!
Ooooh, Ooooh, I want to be friends with a hampster!