Hmmmmmmmm. One of my dearest friends in the world has just set up a Facebook page. For her hampster. On a scale of 1 to 9, where 9 is 'Ooooh, Ooooh, I want to be friends with a hampster!' and 1 is 'Simon, you are fucking wierd anyway so suck it up!'. ..

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Poll Results

Use Poll in Facebook Messenger:

Answer 1

Simon, you are fucking wierd anyway so suck it up!

Answer 2

on a scale of 1 to 9, get some new friends!

Answer 3

I was friends with a hamster in my previous life and I turned out OK

Answer 4

Do you have any other rodents, 'cos I had a bad experience with a hampster when I was at school

Answer 5

Will your hamster friend my cat/bird/iguana/granny?

Answer 6

What's her name? I'll friend her as long as she doesn't poop on my page

Answer 7

Will she do the Hamster dance for me?

Answer 8

That's illegal!

Answer 9

Ooooh, Ooooh, I want to be friends with a hampster!

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