BlogAdda's 2010 Collection of Perky Tweets - Part 2! Select now!
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@stupidmaximus: BREAKING NEWS:Mumbai politicians demand that Victorias Secret be referred to as Chhatrapati Shivaji's Secret.
@manuscrypts: Motorola unveils new phone with Marathi keypad"specially made for the Mumbai market. Named Motoshree
@Kedar9: Friends are God's ways of apologizing for the families he's given us. Happy Friendship Day.
@dibyabttb: Newton"Maxwell"Faraday"Kirchoff Ye sb wo h Jinke dimag ki 10 min ki masti hamare 18-20 Saal k bachpan par bhari pad gayi
@0__1: Moral of movie "ROBOT" - A Girl can spoil not only a man"also a machine...
@bharathsays: I found out why Tata Nano is catching fire; Some song says "Jiya Jale Jaan Jale NA(i)NO Tale.."
@thesolutionbaba: Daya"pata karo kaun kaun twitter mein humari le raha hai
@taklooman: Happy independence day to all the bachelors. Married ppl you can continue with your struggle for freedom
@nandomatic: The toilet door is jammed. I'm wondering if I should give C.I.D Daya a call.
@vikaspgoel: Now that BCCI has sacked Rajasthan Royals n Kings XI Punjab"My worry is Priety Zinta n Shilpa Shetty may start acting again.
@sahilriz: In Soviet Russia"links shorten you...
@santoshp: I heard 2 kids talking VOLKSWAGEN - das auto ka matlab us car me 10 auto-rickshaw ka power hai..
@aagan86: Pakistan me Twins baby paida hue"saas boli "Hamare Pakistan ke halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi akele aanese darte hai"
@Pathfyynder: Why is Aishwarya still not pregnant ?? because Abhishek is busy playing "Ungli cricket"
@dunkdaft: Singing Himesh songs can be moral booster. Making us feel we are better singer.
@daddy_san: The software company hired Anil Kapoor because they wanted to do Beta testing.
@unitechy: I want my tweets back @twitter. thats the only achievement I have had in last 22 years!!! *during the twitter outage
@MihirBijur: Raj Thackeray demands 20% reservation for Vidarbha farmers on Farmville!
@auraofdreams: It takes years of perseverance and hard work to earn credibility. And a tapped phone conversation to lose it in a day.
@Jwalia: My dog creates more facial expressions in his one bark than Arjun Rampal had made in his entire filmi career.