BlogAdda's 2010 Collection of Perky Tweets - Part 3! Vote now!
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@rameshsrivats: Thank God"Aamir Khan didn't opt for a hockey match in Lagaan. We'd have still been paying tax to the British.
@arabjabam: Twitter is over capacity........Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar has arrived.
@OldmonkMGM: Aman ki Asha at full flow. You get knocked out"we get knocked out. Bhai-bhai!
@madmanweb: A week ago"the census guy dropped in and asked me a few hundred questions short of "favourite sexual position".
@nikhilnarayanan: Bahuvachan:Pluralist theories propagated by a woman at her in-laws'place
@_eMeNeF _: Rahul Mahajan's status on FB :Give me some SUNSHINE"Give ME some RAIN"Give me another WIFE so that i can beat her ONCE AGain!
@twilightfairy: twitter ad for doordarshan - ek ke saath 4 free free Free FREE! (arms outstretched) *during the twitter outage
@shamz911: Ladies"(almost) all your life #BRA is been supporting you"now its time to show some gratitude.
@viveksingh: Today is Nag Panchami... Mayawati and Kalmadi must be getting thousands of liters of milk from their fans.
@sunainak: Condoms at commonwealth games haan? Now we know why Indians are sweeping away all the Golds
@madversity: Sacking Raja is like targeting Karna when Duryodhana sits out there"wearing dark shades in Chennai....
@priyaramani: Why do the women in uday chopra films always wear industrial strength push-up bras?
@CaappuccinO: Man teasingly 2 hs wife:Darlin"Sud I watch porn or Cricket? Wife:4 Gods sake"Watch PORN! u knw hw 2 ply Cricket @nattysingh
@aficionado10: Definition of WOMAN:Some1 who talks 4 hours while standing at d door"bt will not sit because she is getting late. @bitchwanti
@rjshrikant: My auto narrowly missed running over a woman - she must've thot the 33% quota applies to roads as well..
@jecypatel: Finally at the age of 24 "I got the woman who said that five words tht I wanted to hear " my dad owns liquor shop".
@ouchmytoe: Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month.
@darshanp82: #MumbaiTrains:where you develop an uncanny ability to steal a glance of the current Mid-day Mate from a passenger's newspaper
@whistlepodu: Boy's dad joined facebook. Boy's status'WTF'. Boy's dad asks"What's WTF? 'Kid replies'Welcome To Facebook'...
@sidin: True story from Ahmedabad: At Mocha with friends. Parthiv Patel at table nearby. Someone throws him a muffin. He drops it.