How will you be spending the holiday season?
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Breaking the spirits of children by informing them that there "is no Santa"
Double-parking at every shopping center that you visit
Threatening the elderly
Re-gifting the sucky presents you got last year
Stealing
Correcting douche-bags that say "happy holidays" by telling them "call it CHRISTMAS, asswipe..."
Drinking, alone
Drinking, with friends
Arguing with the Christmas tree
Laying in wait for Santa, solely for the purpose of jacking the fat man for that bag full of loot