what do you do first as soon as you wake up in the morning
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Wash your face and look at your face on the mirror
Load some crap (the term 'crap' can be define as 'shit')
Pray... and say "God, I'm ready for today. Bless me!!"
"Oaahm... still 5.50, there's 10 minutes more to sleep".
"Mom... Mom..., where are ya!, i had a nghtmare. i'm scared!"
"Gosh..!! I'm late...!!!"
Check out your mailbox.. maybe you got a midnight message
"Shit!! humpf... what is this!! wet and stinky!!"