Alasdair 'Crazy Al' 'The Jew' 'You with the hair' Middleton
Jay 'The Juggernaut' 'Tezza' 'Animal' Balmer
Jamie 'Logie' The Scotsman' Logue
Liam 'Oggy' 'Gally' Ogden
Charles 'Chaza' 'FAF' Finnie
Elliot 'Ginge' 'LGC' Graham'
Tom 'Stomo' 'Sutton' Sutton
Jack 'Wacko' Nachos' Nichol
Michael 'BOM' 'Coolio' Walters
Max 'Hippy' 'Veggie' Redmayne
Geoffrey 'Geoffers' 'Beef' Larkin
Jed 'Jedi' 'Secondary veggie' Clemmet
Malasdair 'The Molester' 'Frigging Fascist' Iddleton