They are trying to talk me into throwing a party, should I?
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Yes, throw a party and have baked bean underwear dip
Yes, throw a party and have pastrami and mustard for the faces of those who fall asleep
Yes, throw a party where Matt is always loud
Yes, throw a party with cat burgers
Yes, throw a party with a cake fight, where a piece remains on the wall for years
Yes, throw a party where I wake up in the wrong apartment in just my boxers and without keys or a wallet
Yes, throw a party where we "get that pisser!"
Yes, throw a party where we get chased by demon wolf-dogs
Yes, throw a party where we have a beer can fight from across the pool
Yes, throw a party where Jim uses Fred's pants as a blanket
Yes, throw a party where Jim bends over to flash his brains
Yes, throw a party where we make up ridiculous drinking games like Turkeys and Cowboys or Fritos, Doritos or Tostitos
Yes, throw a party where Terry slaps someone while saying "I love Surfette" over and over again
Yes, throw a party with Beachy Baseball
Yes, throw a party where the clock in Ed's parents' basement sounds off on every hour to wake me with a hangover
Yes, throw a party where we walk through a drive thru
Yes, throw a party where Frank charges a parade float like a bull
Yes, throw a party where Terry and Jim have to eat Matt's armpit hair
No, don't throw a party because I'm a loser and won't show