2. Losing a significant piece of fruit in an orifice.
3. That there's just not enough lube for a pineapple.
4. An allergic reaction leading to severe swelling of the genitals.
5. That some uninvolved party may use that cucumber in a salad at some point.
6. I would never do anything that kinky. I only have sex in the missionary position with my eyes clamped shut.
7. That later on I may attract bugs and bees.
9. Can't figure out what to do with a watermelon.
10. That I'll start getting turned on around fruit salads.