What is your main concern when using produce for sexual play?

10 votes
1. Pesticides.
 
0% / 0 votes
2. Losing a significant piece of fruit in an orifice.
 
30% / 3 votes
3. That there's just not enough lube for a pineapple.
 
30% / 3 votes
4. An allergic reaction leading to severe swelling of the genitals.
 
10% / 1 vote
5. That some uninvolved party may use that cucumber in a salad at some point.
 
0% / 0 votes
6. I would never do anything that kinky. I only have sex in the missionary position with my eyes clamped shut.
 
0% / 0 votes
7. That later on I may attract bugs and bees.
 
0% / 0 votes
8. Too sticky.
 
10% / 1 vote
9. Can't figure out what to do with a watermelon.
 
10% / 1 vote
10. That I'll start getting turned on around fruit salads.
 
10% / 1 vote


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