Would you rather have this bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy?

How do you feel about Valentine's Day?

Which of these would have the most trouble kicking Edward Cullen's ass (the Twilight dork)?

Who's your favorite dead Kennedy?

Which of these shows has the best opening credit sequence?

C is for?

What primarily defines you?

I'm going to break into your house tomorrow and do something terrible. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Should I start doing the Lbs Polls again?

Would you prefer to die fast but without warning or slow allowing time to get your affairs in order?

Which is your favorite Wes Craven film (director credits only)?

Which is your favorite John Hughes film (the list below includes director and/or producer credits only)?

Which would you prefer?

Which is the best current satirical TV/Radio talk show?

Which is your favorite muppet show character?

The Death Poll (a little perspective). Which is the greater loss for 2009?

How serious is global warming?

Do you pick your nose?

How do you cope with the heat?

Who's the best James Bond?

Where will you go when you die?

What's your favorite gaming platform?

If such a thing were possible, would you want to be a vampire?

How would you characterize Terry Pounds?

How's life?

How do you feel about kids?

How much did you miss the Lbs Daily poll yesterday?

How awesome is Terry?

Would you be willing to arbitrarily start hating everyone named Ted?

What's better, dogs or people?

Do you believe in ghosts?

How often do you cry?

How should the Minnesota state supreme court rule in Norm Coleman's senate election suit?

What is your favorite human body part?

Do you pee in the shower?

Are things getting better or worse?

What is your main concern when using produce for sexual play?

Peanut Butter?