How should the Minnesota state supreme court rule in Norm Coleman's senate election suit?

8 votes
1. They should rule that small variations between precincts is innevitable and since it can't be prevented it does not warrant an equal protection case.
 
0% / 0 votes
2. They should make Coleman stand naked before the court so everyone can point and laugh at him.
 
25% / 2 votes
3. They should dip Coleman's balls in bacon grease and lock him in a cage with rabid dogs.
 
38% / 3 votes
4. They should rule that the death penalty is constitutional but only for Norm Coleman.
 
0% / 0 votes
5. They should perform an invasive cavity search on Coleman and count any absentee ballots they pull out of his ass.
 
0% / 0 votes
6. They should give Coleman a paper cut with every ballot he claims was excluded unfairly.
 
13% / 1 vote
7. They should force Coleman to watch every Franken video ever recorded so he knows what a lame asshole he lost to.
 
25% / 2 votes


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