How should the Minnesota state supreme court rule in Norm Coleman's senate election suit?
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1. They should rule that small variations between precincts is innevitable and since it can't be prevented it does not warrant an equal protection case.
2. They should make Coleman stand naked before the court so everyone can point and laugh at him.
3. They should dip Coleman's balls in bacon grease and lock him in a cage with rabid dogs.
4. They should rule that the death penalty is constitutional but only for Norm Coleman.
5. They should perform an invasive cavity search on Coleman and count any absentee ballots they pull out of his ass.
6. They should give Coleman a paper cut with every ballot he claims was excluded unfairly.
7. They should force Coleman to watch every Franken video ever recorded so he knows what a lame asshole he lost to.