2. F*ck Ted man. I'm with ya!
3. I don't know any Teds but sure, why not?
4. No way man. I hate Bill.
5. I think it's wrong to hate anyone arbitrarily. But if you're going to hate someone, hate Muslims. They're all bad.
6. Terry, you have a lot to do today. Big shoot on Wednesday. How can you have time for this?
7. Only if I don't have to act on my hate but ya know, can just be all passive aggressively hateful of Ted.
8. Only if he goes by Teddy. Then the prick needs to die!
9. Hey, I hated Ted before anyone. Stop stealin' my hate.
10. Can't we all just get along?